Spam is evil!

[mystisblom]

I just woke up and thought it would be a good idea to boot up my pc while brushing my teeth so I could look at emails right away. Well, I was standing in the bathroom mouth full of foam and thought to myself 'my good my face looks really bloated today. Thank the heavens no one sees me like this (usually it's not that bad). The thought didn't really leave me even after I finished, I felt FAT! So whats the best thing to do? Of course look at emails talk to friends get reasured that yes you might not be slim but you are still kinda pretty. Wrong Move!
I look at my email and what is the first thing I see. 'ARE YOU TOO FAT?' It was like running right into a door. What is it with spam and kicking you while you are already down?

Comments

[lady-g.livejournal.com]

My, that really sounds like a great start of a day *g*. I am sure it is the evil spam dwarf king that picked you out this morning and said "it is her today".
Kick his ass. As far as I remember from the last pictures, you looked pretty curvy in a sexy way. Definitely not fat. Now go and have a nice Sunday :-).

[mystisblom.livejournal.com]

Thanks *G* That stupid dwarf should hide because if I ever see him again I'm gona kick his but so hard he can like my toes *G*