I'd marry Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen/Karl Urban (all together, my own personal harem) now, if I could. But I can't. I'm still married to Taylor Hanson. I married him about four years ago, he turned out to he a really, shitty husband and I want a divorce! But there's no such homepage! So, now I'm married to a shitty bastard since four years, can't get a divorce, and also can't marry anybody else!
<img src="http://www.mycgiserver.com/~livewed/untietheknotcertificate.jsp>
I feel so... *is searching for the right word* <b>freeeeeee!!!!!</b>
*knutsches becca ab*
*locks the door to bedroom with whiny, "I wanna go out too!"-husband in it* Shut the goschn, Orli! Now that we're married, you have to follow MY rules!
sure :) *take a lil look at poor pouting orli* "hey boy you can call dom maybe you can pout together" *lol* "so mrs bloom i know this incredible nightclub with very sexy strippers wana go?"
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Date: 2003-03-22 08:22 am (UTC)I'd marry Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen/Karl Urban (all together, my own personal harem) now, if I could. But I can't. I'm still married to Taylor Hanson. I married him about four years ago, he turned out to he a really, shitty husband and I want a divorce! But there's no such homepage! So, now I'm married to a shitty bastard since four years, can't get a divorce, and also can't marry anybody else!
*shoots herself*
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Date: 2003-03-22 08:31 am (UTC)http://www.livewed.com/untietheknot.html
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Date: 2003-03-22 09:08 am (UTC)I'll do that with the wedding certificate. ;)
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Date: 2003-03-22 08:52 am (UTC)what am I doing wrooong??? HELP!
Anyway, I'm no longer married.... *evil grin*
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Date: 2003-03-22 09:05 am (UTC)so now lets start getting a harem lol
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Date: 2003-03-22 09:33 am (UTC)*wears a nice red dress*
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Date: 2003-03-22 09:42 am (UTC)From now on call me Julia Bloom! (ew, that looks shabby! I should've married Mortensen insead!)
*tries to get the rice out of her hair*
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Date: 2003-03-22 09:44 am (UTC)so mrs bloom wana go out with mrs monaghan gggg
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Date: 2003-03-22 09:51 am (UTC)*locks the door to bedroom with whiny, "I wanna go out too!"-husband in it*
Shut the goschn, Orli! Now that we're married, you have to follow MY rules!
*takes Mrs. Monaghan arm*
Let's go, hun!
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Date: 2003-03-22 09:53 am (UTC)*take a lil look at poor pouting orli*
"hey boy you can call dom maybe you can pout together" *lol*
"so mrs bloom i know this incredible nightclub with very sexy strippers wana go?"
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Date: 2003-03-22 09:58 am (UTC)Maybe we should take the boy along and let them strip for us! :)
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