
"Warren was cool. And wasn't Jonathan just the cutest thing?" - Storyteller
"Look at the fine work Xander did on replacing that window sash. You can't even tell it's new, it blends in so well. He's extraordinary." - Storyteller
"Check out Spike and the Principal. There's something going on there. Sexual tension you could cut with a knife." - Storyteller
"(whines) Xander... (crosses his arms and pouts)" - Dirty Girls
ANDREW: You sure you don't wanna stop and pick up some burgers or something, you know, road trip food?
SPIKE: It's not a road trip. It's a covert operation.
ANDREW: Right. Right. Gotcha. I—I bet even covert operatives eat curly fries. They're really good.
SPIKE: Not as good as those onion blossom things.
ANDREW: Ooh, I love those.
SPIKE: Yeah, me, too.
ANDREW: It's an onion... and it's a flower. I—I don't understand how such a thing is possible.
SPIKE: See, the genius of it is you soak it in ice water for an hour so it holds its shape. Then you deep-fry it root-side up for about 5 minutes.
ANDREW: Masterful.
SPIKE: Yeah... Tell anyone we had this conversation, I'll bite you.
ANDREW: Right.
"Uh, yeah. We're waiting 'til it's night again so you can ride on the motorcycle without exploding." - Touched
"Well, I think we had a very successful trip. We rode on Spike's 'hog', which was very cool and played some amusing games and, oh yeah, we've got some information - but do you know what? I really need to urinate." - Touched